Tyler Stolnack is the love child of Pat Benatar and Bob Dylan. Born with 6 fingers on one hand, Tyler began touring with Led Zeppelin at the tender age of 4. He has also had a successful career in law enforcement, discovering who shot the deputy, albeit not who shot the sheriff. Tyler also served as a cub reporter for Time Warner Communications, click here for his interview with Mark McGrath and Sugar at the age of 12. Tyler is world renowned for his internal song catalog, with his ability to play the first 30 seconds from over 300 songs. Often confused for Barbara Walters and Bill Gates, Tyler has successfully parlayed these resemblences into numerous successfull ponzi schemes and is approaching Wilt Chamberlain's record of 20,000 "chicks scored".

In the future, Tyler intends to become an advocate for global warming, flying 10,000 miles to the Arctic using a fuel-exhausting private jet in order to sing about the importance of continuing to further use of as many fuels as possible in hopes that all women will eventually have to wear bikins around the world. Asked about the damage done the environment through such proposed methods, Tyler famously responded "Id rather see a gorgeous babe walk around for 20 years than have a polar bear live for a few years."

Further reknowned for his ability to buy health food, Tyler has single-handedly orchestrated the loss of 500 total pounds among the personalities of the Big Biz Show, introducing such sophisticated terms such as "diet", "BMI", and "obesity". He has since been hired by the Milwaukee Chamber of Commerce to organize a program that will lead to Milwaukee losing over 5 million pounds. This is due to his desire to have people look more attractive once they are forced to abandon clothes due to global warming.